i could be an animal crossing villager! i’m round. i wear the same shirt every day. and i am easily befriended when the other party does anything nice for me
disney owns the kingdom hearts property and not square-enix so nintendo could license it through them completely bypassing square and there isn’t a damn thing square could do about it except stamp their feet and continue to not let midgar have any music
the inevitability of there being KH spirits means that mickey mouse and super mario will have appeared in the same product, meeting one of the conditions needed for capitalism to peak and eventually end
solid snake can beat the shit out of yoshi while simple and clean plays in the background